what’s with these people telling me I’m “full of myself”?? of course I’m full of myself what else is my body supposed to be full of
I CAN TBREATHE WTF IS THIS I JUST FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER I DONT EVER REMEMBER MAKING It OMG
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
I’m pretty sure I laughed at this scene for a solid ten minutes oh my god
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
the shocking truth is revealed
"go away mom, i’m eating commander crunch"
I JUST FOUND MY SEVENTH GRADE MATH TEACHER ON A GAY PORN WEBSITE
why were you on a gay porn website
for oatmeal recipes why the fuck do you think
Science side of tumblr, I demand an explanation
Simple. What you see there is not wine, but blood. The four sacred glass mages are merely raising it up with their magic to present it to the Dark Lord in a feeble attempt to keep him from decimating their homeland
Thanks science side *tosses a biscuit*